Interviews!

It cool to be a Sec Four. Because I got to interview the Sec Ones who were trying to get into the ARC. Extremely fun to see their reactions to my super irrelevant and lame questions. Of course important questions were also asked! Here are some examples of what i encountered during the course of interviewing them:

*At the start*
Me: Hi.
Interviewee: *Stony silence*
Me: Hi!!!
Interviewee: Hi.
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*In the middle of the interview*
Me: What's the time now?
Interviewee: 4.50.
Me: No it's 4.52.
Interviewee: *Stony silence*
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*Suddenly*
Me: *Pointing at the 5 digit card number* Do you know how many digits there are here?
Interviewee: *Stones* 5.
Me: It's a yes/no question.
Interviewee: HUH?
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*For no reason*
Me: *Pointing at some random letter on the card* Do you think this is a letter or an alphabet?
Interviewee: *Thinks damn hard* I... think it's an... alphabet.
Me: ABSOLUTELY WRONG! The alphabet consists of the 26 letters, as in "ABCDEFG...", so this is a LETTER!
Interviewee: *Really confused face*
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*Ending*
Me or some other people: Do you have a sister?
Interviewee: Yes.
Me or some other people: HOW OLD????
- OR -
Me or some other people: Do you have a sister?
Interviewee: No.
Me or some other people: *Sad face*

Of course we also made jokes out of extremely high socks and VERY EXTREME hair partings. Hahaha.. One must be there to fully understand the interviewing pleasure...